Audio 18 Apr 504 notes

50sand60smusic:

Simon & Garfunkel - A Hazy Shade Of Winter

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Text 17 Apr 251,341 notes

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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Photo 17 Apr 24,711 notes fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

Quote 16 Apr 151,503 notes
I like my body when it is with your body.
—  e.e. cummings (via guy)

This is all wrong. The I is capitalized.

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Text 16 Apr 36,262 notes

professional-professional asked: Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?

a-man-n-progress:

rennskye:

misandry-mermaid:

At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.

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And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!

Thanks.

ETA: He’s been tracked down.

HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.

Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.

REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT

Video 14 Apr 6,082 notes

ozonebabys-temple:

It’s a myth that elephants are clever because they can paint. Please don’t think they are gifted or that it’s cute to watch this form of tourist ‘entertainment’. Here’s a few facts you need to know:

  1. Elephants endure months of physical abuse to learn how to hold a paint brush, draw a straight line and paint flowers and leaves on trees

  2. For years they then paint the same repetitive painting over and over again, every single day, sometimes twice or three times a day

  3. When training an elephant to paint, a sharp metal bull hook or nail is used to guide the paintbrush

  4. When the elephant paints incorrectly they are beaten as punishment, often the hook is rammed into the elephants ear or they are hit on their head or trunk

  5. Look for scars or beatings on the top of an elephants head or trunk from metal bull hooks used to train elephants for human ‘entertainment’

  6. Some claim these paintings go back to help with elephants care. Not so true, this is for tourism and to make money from these elephants that (unless one is hurt or mother was shot) should not be in captivity.
  7. Please don’t buy elephant paintings, think of the abuse the elephants have endured their entire lives before painting the perfect picture

  8. Please forward our website and tell friends NOT to buy elephant paintings

  • . (I added the picture of one being ‘made’ to paint…because I think some people need to see exactly what ‘painting elephants’  actually are) The first picture is of course how elephants should be in their natural surroundings. Please stop posting elephants painting and gifs because it is NOT cute it is abuse and get educated on animal rights…I do hope these countries that allow this are banned from doing this soon.

via ozonebabys-temple

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Text 13 Apr 280,462 notes

driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

First

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Chat 13 Apr 14,815 notes
  •  "Why don't any of the main characters in your books have siblings?"
  • John Green: It's just my little way of telling Hank that he doesn't exist in my narrative imagination.
Text 13 Apr 525,083 notes

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

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Photo 11 Apr 595,373 notes flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

Text 10 Apr 279,688 notes

thesociopathwithabox:

therepublicofrapunzel:

Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
 

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